Star Yecch! Boobyprize

Cerebral BlackHole Productions
with the complete lack of cooperation of
Blogger.com

prevents:

Star Yecch! Boobyprize
The Story of How We Think the Legacy Began!
"Not Based on a True Story"

Cast of Caricatures:
Scott Dracula as Captain Jonathon Archway
Jolene Liplock as Commander T'Art
Bobby Pinn as Lt. Commander "Quint" Tucker
Otto Mattick as Lt. Commander Talcum Powter
Monte Lukast as Ensign Merryjane
Mu Cao Pai as Ensign Sushi Tojo
Stu Beef as Doctor Phlummox

and,...

Jacques Tootite as Captain Jean-Luc Dildeaux
Jonathan Flakes as Commander Updike
Max Headroom as Lt. Commander Input
Ginger Snapps as Dr. Beverly Chestcrusher
Michael Dornobb as Lieutenant Barf
Peg Filgrastim as Ensign Yo Babe
Whoopi Cushion as Giaboni
Al Aska as Lieutenant Georgi LaFart

PROLOGUE
(equal time will be given to the anti-logue people later)

It is the year 2154. Earth, having survived the Eugenics War, the dissolution of the Untied Nations, and the elimination of the UPN network, is finally at peace. Having finally gotten over the horror that was Star Wars Episodes 4 through 6, mankind is now ready to explore space.

Under the watchful eye of the Vulcan Science Academy, Earth scientists have finally engineered a practical way to utilize the warp theory technology developed by Alpha-Centauran-turned-human Zephrem Cochrane. The first warp-capable ship, the U.S.S. Boobyprize, is undergoing final preparations for its first deep-space mission.

Commanded by Captain Jonathan Archway, a tough cookie in the mold of Lt. Commander Francis Queeg, the Boobyprize will be charged with the duty to make contact with extraterrestrial species and to,.....Boldy Go Where No One Wants To Go!

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