Star Yecch! Wars

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO
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STAR (YECCH!) WARS!!

Hey, if Spielberg and Lucas can whore themselves for $100 million, why can't I get in on this?

STAR YECCH! WARS

The Cast of Caricatures

Jacques Tootite as Captain Jean-Luc Dildeaux
Jonathan Flakes as Commander Updike
Max Headroom as Lt. Commander Input
Ginger Snapps as Dr. Beverly Chestcrusher
Michael Dornobb as Lieutenant Barf
Virginia Hamm as Ensign Yo Babe
Whoopi Cushion as Giaboni
Dick Sammich as Lieutenant Georgie LaFart
Louis D. Seizieme as Luke Spaceskipper
Norman Conquest as Han Gover
Patty de Foie-Gras as Princess Liyar
Paul Bearer as Deaf Vader
Tom A. Hawke as Omi-One "Ben" Cannoli
Gene Poole as Chewen-Tobacca