Star Yecch! Deep S**t 69,..Opening Credits

Star Yecch! Deep S**t 69 The Complete Works

An Elliptically Episodic Melodrama of Piquant Prose

(Not to Mention Alliteration of Great Alacrity!)

"To Read,..Perchance to Dream"

This Series is Brought to You By:

NO-DOZ

"If You're Going to Read This Straight Through, You'll Need Deez, Lest You Doze"

And By:

Haldol

"Haldol, take me away!"

(You See, this is supposed to be a take-off on the old "Calgon" commercials and,...oh, never f**king mind!)

In space,...no one can hear you laugh!
CAST OF CARICATURES:
Avery Blackman as Commander Benjamin Krisko
Notta Visitor as Major Keepyer Handsoff
Rene Sauce-Bearnaise as Security Chief Odor
Ima Meaney as Operations Chief Miles O'Brother
Chuck Waggon as Doctor Julius Bashful
Sal Lammi as Quirk
Kareem Awheat as Jerk Krisko, the Commander's Son
Terri Cloth as Science Officer, Lt. Justa Broad